Your favorite copypastas, greentexts, etc.

[Amlux]

The spooky/occult ones especially are a guilty pleasure of mine. Some of them are quite nice. I remembered this one when watching an OVA on CyTube.

Everyone remembers that 2016 was a crazy year and it's nice to look back at some of these. A lot of them are tainted from the EPIC KEK MEME MAGIC TRUMP 2016 HARAMBE xDDDD shit but some of them are pretty creative:


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Comparison to other threads including the famous prophecy.

It's not a 4chan post, but one manifesto which I remember being wild was written by Kyle Odom, who attempted to murder a pastor named Tim Remington because he thought he was an alien. It's actually a crazy fucking story. Read the manifesto:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/i679zwe5 ... o.pdf/file

I'm not a 4chan browser these days. Unironically you should just get them secondhand. They'll call you a tourist or /r/4chan poster but it's a better use of your time.

[drummyfish]

I loved this /v/ post about Oblivion. The animal board (my favorite) has hilarious threads where they design new dog breeds or draw animals and guess what they are. I also loved this one greentext about anon masturbating and cumming behind his bed and then finding that ants started to live off of his cum so he started to treat them like his children, was pretty funny. I briefly searched for it but couldn't find it, I'll try again later.