CyTube general
Posted: Tue May 26, 2026 1:43 am
I host a CyTube party where we try to watch great movies and anime, especially ones that are ridiculous, hilarious, or just downright strange and inexplicable. This thread OP will host the schedule for the next CyTube event and also the running votes for whatever we will watch next. These vote counts will carry over to the next formal poll I host up about what to watch next. Also use this thread to suggest others and post a short blurb (aim for three sentences at the most). I'll probably add it in.
Most CyTubes will aim to be 3-4 hours in full at most. This might consist of a movie and a short anime OVA, two movies, a whole season of a full-length anime (maybe extending to two successive streams if the series is 26 episodes or so). It just depends on what is being rated highest! I aim to have a good diversity of choices for people who may be into different things. Please vote in our two current polls. You can vote for whatever you'd like to watch (unlimited). And you can vote again after we finish a CyTube because it's set to one vote per browser session:
VOTE ON WHAT ANIME TO WATCH NEXT HERE (Choose as many as you want) (7 votes so far)
VOTE ON WHAT MOVIE TO WATCH NEXT HERE (Choose as many as you want) (8 votes so far)
WHAT TO WATCH NEXT:
ANIME:
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Most CyTubes will aim to be 3-4 hours in full at most. This might consist of a movie and a short anime OVA, two movies, a whole season of a full-length anime (maybe extending to two successive streams if the series is 26 episodes or so). It just depends on what is being rated highest! I aim to have a good diversity of choices for people who may be into different things. Please vote in our two current polls. You can vote for whatever you'd like to watch (unlimited). And you can vote again after we finish a CyTube because it's set to one vote per browser session:
VOTE ON WHAT ANIME TO WATCH NEXT HERE (Choose as many as you want) (7 votes so far)
VOTE ON WHAT MOVIE TO WATCH NEXT HERE (Choose as many as you want) (8 votes so far)
WHAT TO WATCH NEXT:
ANIME:
- Mouse (2003) (12 episodes, each episode 10 min.) - 3 votes (+2=5)
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A teacher works by night as a master thief and is served by three HAWT maids who are in love with him. They are sexy and submissive to him but also kick ass! Bursting with fanservice and quite funny too. One of the shows that made me love anime. - Dragon Half (1993) (2 episodes) - 1 vote (+3=4)
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Charming little OVA starring a very cute human-dragon hybrid (read: girl with wings and a tail). She sets off on a quest to become fully human. Full of silly gags and sketches. References old RPGs from the golden age. - Interlude (2004) (3 episodes) - 1 vote (+3=4)
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How do you make a cool anime? Well, you can have surreal, dark, psychological content which is set in some ominous and atmospheric world. Just don't forget to add the huge tits on top of it! This anime excels at that. It's about some guy who investigates a mysterious girl and suddenly starts to doubt the existence of much of his normal everyday. - Popotan (2003) (12 episodes) - 2 votes (+1=3)
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A strange series about three mysterious girls who live in a mansion which seems to hover between our world and the next. A young man makes their acquaintance and gets wrapped up in their hijinks. Lightly surreal, very pretty, oddly charming. - Variable Geo (1996-1997) (3 episodes) - 1 vote (+2=3)
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Hot waitresses fight in some sinister fighting tournaments owned by some rich cabal. They lose their clothes as they fight. Awesome 90s colors and style. Favorite OVA of the guy who ran the indie site from back in the day that got me into fan service anime. - Usagi-chan de Cue!! (2001-2002) (3 episodes) - 1 vote (+2=3)
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A delinquent girl who likes fighting morphs with a pet rabbit on the school rooftop and becomes a HAWT bunnygirl. She then becomes a fighter who saves the school from other enemies, including a HAWT catgirl. Very silly. Has some nipples. - Arcade Gamer Fubuki (2002) (5 episodes) - 1 vote (+2=3)
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OVA about a cute girl who is a master of arcade games. Competes in the most elite arcade gaming competition. The secret weapon? A magical pair of panties! Silly and hilarious. Early work by Shaft. - Sei Shoujo Sentai Lakers EX aka Battle Team Lakers EX (1996) (1 episode) - 0 votes (+3=3)
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Magical girl show about a bunch of girls who are various stock types (including a miko and busty judou star!) and save their school from some evil aliens led by a dominatrix. Ecchi and horny. Based on a PC-98 game. - Strike Witches (2008) (12 episodes) / Strike Witches 2 (2010) (12 episodes) - 0 votes (+3=3)
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Hey, do you like pantsu shots? Do you like close-ups where you can see the bulging pudenda of little girls through their clothes? Then do I have the show for you! In some alternate version of WWII, there are evil aliens called Neuroi trying to attack the earth. They can only be stopped by little girls who have propellers on their legs and wear skimpy outfits with no pants. A friend of mine watched the first few episodes and summarized his opinion as "Now I know how niggas in high school felt when they said that anime was retarded." A glowing endorsement! - Geobreeders: File-X Chibi Neko Dakkan aka Geobreeders: (File-X) Get Back the Kitty (1998) (3 episodes) / Geobreeders 2: Mouryou Yuugekitai File-XX Ransen Toppa aka Geobreeders: Breakthrough (2000-2001) (4 episodes) - 2 votes
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I have almost no idea wtf happened in terms of plot in these. They are INSANE and honestly very clumsy, but that's part of the charm. It's about a crime busting group of mostly hot girls and one hapless guy. They fight ghosts by sealing them with seals. And those ghosts are cats? And they, uh... use computers to do it? It's what you expect from a wacky OVA from this time. - Nanako Kaitai Shinsho aka Amazing Nurse Nanako (1999-2000) (6 episodes) - 1 vote (+1=2)
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Nanako, an incompetent, clumsy nurse with huge knockers tries to serve the brilliant and eccentric Dr. Kouji, even if he constantly mocks her. But suddenly Nanako is the target of an extremely convoluted conspiracy. Extremely silly and over-the-top. Hot villain character. - Idol Project (1995-1997) (4 episodes) - 0 votes (+2=2)
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Not to be confused with Love Live. Set in some weird future where idols rule the world. A young girl aims to be an idol like the greatest idol on earth and gets lost in a dimensional vortex into alien planets. Batshit insane OVA whose story I barely followed. - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (2002-2004) (6 episodes) - 0 votes (+2=2)
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The King of Viruses has been set loose from a far-away planet in the universe, so the Goddess of Vaccines has to find a suitable human on earth to become a Magical Nurse and defeat him! It just so happens that the best vessel is a lazy teenager who wants to become a cosplay idol. Her rival, Koyori, is hilarious and has THE CUTEST VOICE EVER. - Koharu Biyori (2007-2008) (3 episodes) - 0 votes (+2=2)
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A nerd named Takaya purchases a robotic maid who takes care of his desires... but he wants to dress her up in weird clothes! Features many other fanservice-filled characters. There is teh loli, the big tits oneechan, and even two jealous twin miko with flat chests. - Iketeru Futari (1999) (16 episodes, each episode 5 min.) - 1 vote
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Some complete hornball dick-for-brains constantly pines after women. A man-hating girl rebuffs him but he won't take no for an answer. Watch him constantly get pushed around. Fanservice and silliness abound. - Buttobi!! CPU aka I Dream of Mimi (1997) (3 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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A guy buys a computer which turns out to be a girl! it's a bio-type which looks like a cute girl and just happens to need human sperm as its power source! In the midst of battling viruses and other problems, his PC Mimi must save the Japanese PC market from the evil American Nacintosh sisters! (unfortunately, things didn't quite so well IRL) - Akihabara Dennou-gumi aka Cyber Team in Akihabara (1998) (26 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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Very messy series, but charming for precisely that reason. This show just about threw everything at the wall to see what would stick. It's a magical girl show at its core I guess. It focuses on three young girls who get special powers awakened in them by means of a special bond with robotic toy animals called "Patapi" which are all the rage. The story gets more and more elaborate and silly. Very over-the-top. - Honoo no Raburinsu aka Labyrinth of Flames (2000) (2 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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A Russian weeaboo wants to meet an authentic samurai really bad! His friend gives him an authentic katana and a bunch of hot girls gather around him in an amazing adventure involving international criminals and superpowers. Hot love interests and hotter villains, like all of these shows. - Gravion (2002) (13 episodes) / Gravion Zwei (2004) (12 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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One of those shows that is kind of a rip-off of Evangelion but without as much philosophical depth. This one is about invading aliens called Zeravire that can only be defeated by a mech called Gravion which has been developed in secret. A teenage boy who is looking for his missing sister ends up fighting alongside the Gravion forces. The best thing about this show: Tons of fanservice and girls with huge tits! - Divergence Eve (2003) (13 episodes) / Divergence Eve: Misaki Chronicles (2004) (13 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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This show teaches the lesson: No matter what genre or tone your anime is, it is improved by having girls with comically-large breasts! This is a sci-fi story with a pretty dark tone. In the 24th century, space travel is commonplace, but there is an entity called the Watcher's Nest which produces some kind of transdimensional evil monsters. A group of girls are tasked with dealing with it, and all of them have GIANT tits. - Amaenaide yo!! (2005) (12 episodes) / Amaenaide yo!! Katsu!! (2006) (12 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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Nice little ecchi series about a teenage monk and a bunch of teenage nuns in their first year of training. Don't worry, the girls don't have their hair shaved! Each of the girls represents one of the six realms of existence, which is a cool motif. The MC gains superpowers upon seeing girls naked. He uses his desires for good! - Manyuu Hikenchou (2011) (12 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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Yet another boobie-tastic show. I discovered this on some random wizardchan post where a guy rated it "oppai/10" in a list of anime he had been watching with ratings. It is set in the Edo period, a version of it where the status, fame, and power of a woman is tied up in the size of her breasts!. One young woman is the successor of the Manyuu clan, who have gained the ability to use a sword to absorb the size of a woman's breasts after beating her in combat. - Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid (2015) (12 episodes) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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LOTS of fanservice. Action/yuri show about a 16-year-old girl who wakes up on an exotic island called Mermaid. She is awakened to her status as a carrier of a mysterious virus which divides girls into Extars, who transform into weapons after a transformation, and Liberators, who are capable of wielding those weapons after a transformation How do these transformations occur? Two girls becoming sexually aroused to each other! Ecchi and exciting. - Burn Up! (1991) (1 episode) / Burn Up! W (1996) (4 episodes) / Burn Up! X (1997-1998) (13 episodes) - 0 votes
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Follows the anti-terror squad of the Neo-Toukyou Police. They are a group of badass but hilarious female cops. One is lazy and broke, one is a computer specialist, one is gun-crazy, one is a tech specialist... All have gloriously over-the-top designs and there's TONS of fanservice. Any fan of hot police ladies must watch it. - Bannou Bunka Neko Musume aka All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku (1997) (1 episode) - 0 votes
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A divorced couple fight over custody of the son. Sounds serious? What if I tell you that the mom runs a gigantic zaibatsu which owns half the city and his dad has used the soul of a dying cat to create a sexy humanoid catgirl robot? The kind of stuff that happens everyday in Japan! Just ludicrous and overstimulating as fuck from beginning to end. - Yakusai Kochou aka Demon Fighter Kochou (1997) (1 episode) - 0 votes
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A sexy student in a qipao uses her womanly charms to defeat attackers to remove spirits from a school! But what happens when the enemy is ALSO a sexy girl? A lot of amazing fanservice and jokes and awesome 90s anime art. - Grenadier (2004) (12 episodes) - 0 votes
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Set in a sort of syncretic fantasy world which seems very (very) vaguely based on medieval China (sort of like the first arcs of Dragon Ball). A beautiful soldier who wields firearms, but aims to make the world peaceful by robbing people of their power to fight rather than hurting them. Did I mention that she has HUGE FUCKIN TITS that bounce around a lot? Good action and cool setting along with fanservice. - DearS (2004) (13 episodes) - 0 votes
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Average high school student suddenly becomes the "master" of an alien who has crash-landed on earth. She is a defective "DearS," a robot designed for companionship and service. Very funny and sweet series. The teacher character has huge tits and wants to fuck everything that moves. - Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan (2005) (4 episodes, each episode 10 min.) - 0 votes
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This is like the archetypal crazy anime show for me. It has it all: lots of sexy girls, lots of gore (unexpectedly so for an anime show in the 2000s, in fact), and really hilarious, no-holds-barred, WTF humor. It's about a junior high student who ends up granting humanity immortality in the future and is now being hunted down by the forces of heaven in order to prevent this blasphemy from occurring. The end result is that he is now being constantly accosted by a sexy angel girl with yandere tendencies in an effort to distract him. One of the most hilarious anime ever. - Sekirei (2008) (12 episodes) / Sekirei: Pure Engagement (2010) (13 episodes) - 0 votes
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The story is kind of like Pokemon, but with sexy girls instead of cute monsters. A 19-year-old has failed his college exams and now he's seen as a loser. (Can you self-insert into him yet, harem show fan?) A humanoid alien with supernatural abilities falls from the sky and bonds with him by kissing, which awakens a gene inside of him allowing him to do battles with others who possess these "Sekirei." Did I mention her costume kind of looks like a miko?
- Na plech aka Do the Mæth (2015) (99 min.) - 4 votes (+6=10)
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After the immense success of the ZNK series that started as purely amateur films, the sixth installment is now a professionally made movie, which however by some miracle didn't take away from its dark and "offensive" style of humor. In fact fans now praise it as a savior of the now famous, controversial but slightly declining Czech "franchise". The film follows a young, ambitious business graduate full of hopes for a corporate career until he's confronted with the real world... and gets to know the Grunza family, a gypsy clan known in the underground as the best meth producers in the business. - drummyfish - Boss Nigger (1975) (87 min.) - 4 votes (+2=6)
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The best theme song ever. Is the movie up to the level of that? Not quite. But it's still really hilarious. Actually a good movie. - Split (1989) (85 min.) - 2 votes (+3=5)
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Bizarre cyberpunk movie made on a shoestring budget. Very difficult to follow but seems to be a Matrix-esque story about a homeless weirdo who peers into the true nature of things and escapes his artificial reality prison, led by some bearded guy in a weird robot-suit. I think, I barely followed the plot. Cool and cheesy early CGI visuals. - Amazing World of Ghosts (1978) (91 min.) - 1 vote (+4=5)
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"Documentary" about ghosts and paranormal phenomena which is basically a bunch of random stock footage stitched together with little to no coherence with a very cheesy narrator trying to tie together stuff about ghosts, aliens, conspiracies, etc. Prime cheesy new age garbage and very unintentionally funny. - Strike Commando (1987) (104 min.) - 1 vote (+4=5)
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Movie by Bruno Mattei, the king of Italian knock-offs of American genre films. This one is the most gun-toting, American loving action movie I've seen and it was made by an Italian! It's complete nonsense about some badass elite warrior in Vietnam kicking the ass of commies. Completely silly and very entertaining. - Alien Beasts (1991) (74 min.) - 1 vote (+3=4)
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A movie so inept that it verges on pure experimental genius. Director and actors seem to literally be mentally challenged. Tells some story about aliens invading the earth but I can barely follow it. Often quite hilarious, though some scenes drag on very long. Hypnotic. - Liquid Dreams (1991) (92 min.) - 1 vote (+3=4)
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"What would be playing on the TV in Videodrome." Sleazy erotic theriller/neo-noir about a mysterious club that is torturing its stars. Awesome atmosphere of dank, musty, sleaze. Cheap production but somehow all the better for it. - Nukie (1987) (99 min.) - 3 votes
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One of those films which is often called the worst movie ever made. Infamous on Something Awful back in the day. A ripoff of E.T. starring the ugliest and shittiest-looking alien puppet ever made (literally shitty-looking, looks like a turd), which speaks in an unbelievably grating and annoying voice. This is to Mac and Me what Mac and Me is to E.T.. I showed this to friends in high school and they were mad at me for like a week. It's how I show my friends I love them! - Vivre pour survivre aka White Fire (1984) (101 min.) - 2 votes (+1=3)
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French-American-Italian film shot in Turkey. Stars a really weird-looking guy with strange undertones of incest. Odd turns and twists in emotion, equally hilarious and touching. Badass theme song. - Bad Ronald (1974) (74 min.) - 1 vote (+2=3)
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Made-for-TV thriller/psychological horror movie about a nerdy high school kid named Ronald who accidentally kills a girl and then hides in the walls of his house to avoid the police. Very weird and fascinating oddity. Equally endearing and cheesy or inexplicable in turn. - Ai no mukidashi aka Love Exposure (2008) (237 min.) - 0 votes (+3=3)
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A teenage boy turns to committing sins to get paternal attention from his father, a Catholic priest. Upon getting involved with crime and upskirt photography, he by chance stumbles across the girl of his dreams. His attempts at love are complicated by cross-dressing, the porn industry, and a new cult orchestrating things behind the scenes.- Deoster - If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) (52 min.) - 2 votes
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A lot of old religious scare films are hilariously cheesy, but none of them compare to this, which is just BATSHIT INSANE. It's based on the teachings of some preacher who warns his congregation that communist infiltrators will soon take over America and attempt to brainwash all Christians into atheism, if not kill them outright. Amazing acted segments where evil Rooskie agents kill people and brainwash children and interrogate families. The ineptitude is off the wall and the content is crazy unhinged. Honestly more violent and scary than many drive-in films from the time. - White Rose Campus: And Then Everyone Gets Raped (1982) (66 min.) - 2 votes
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The best title of any movie ever! What's there to say besides the name? Have you ever seen one of those anime episodes where they're going on a class trip? Imagine if instead of getting to their destination, the bus was hijacked by crazy rapists and everyone was fucked in excruciating ways. Nice cinematography like all these Nikkatsu pink films. - Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992) (98 min.) - 2 votes
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I like the IMDb description for this one: "This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!" It's accurate. This is a strange dark comedy (?) of sorts about a fat schlub who blows all his money on hookers and basically decides to go down a hedonism spiral. It's like people wanted to make the biggest loser character possible. If you want to watch a comedy with the atmosphere of the Ricardo Lopez suicide tapes, pick this. - Deadly Prey (1987) (88 min.) - 1 vote (+1=2)
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Archetypically stupid low-budget action movie from the 80s. Story is about an ultra-badass warrior who is being hunted for fun and kicks ass, but the story is often incoherent because of ineptitude. Constant stream of ridiculous nonsense. One of the best end scenes of all time. - Supervixens (1975) (106 min.) - 0 votes (+2=2)
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Made by Russ Meyer, the god of big tits in cinema. Best variety of lots of girls with huge tits in this one. Bursting with BIG action, BIG emotions, and BIG mounds of female flesh! Very goofy and over-the-top in a way that's hard to hate like any Meyer film. - Pulgasari (1985) (95 min.) - 1 vote
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A case where the story behind the movie is even more interesting than the film itself. Read about it on Wikipedia for full background, but this film was made in North Korea and is a clear rip-off of the Godzilla/kaijuu craze. The funniest part? It was made by a KIDNAPPED SOUTH KOREAN DIRECTOR. If you've ever wanted to watch a film from Best Korea, this is probably the most famous and best made one you're going to find. Of course, teh monster is a symbol for capitalism!!! - Venus Flytrap (1987) (64 min.) - 1 vote
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Shot-on-video horror shocker from the 80s and perfectly emblematic of the stupid, crude, and often bizarre nature of these films. This one stars some street punks, including the amazing character Turk (he's not a Turk btw, I think they just wanted a name that sounded like a meathead). He utters lines of pure mastery like "isn't darts kind of a fag game?" Eventually they crash a party at some yuppie house and soon people start being murdered in gruesome ways. The ending is kind of mind-blowing. - Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999) (97 min.) - 1 vote
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One of the craziest movies I've ever seen. It's about a bulimic teen prostitute who escapes juvenile prison with a serial killer who acts super cartoonishly "crazy" and the two run away to Mexico where the plot gets bugfuck insane. It's some of the most tasteless and twisted humor along the way and the whole thing feels very unhinged. You're not sure if you're supposed to be laughing or deeply invested in the drama. It exploits everything over-the-top and jerks between high melodrama and straight up cartoon shit. High octane trash that will make you feel like no other movie. - Raw Force (1982) (86 min.) - 0 votes (+1=1)
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Hodgepodge of a bunch of genres. It's about some criminals who kidnap a cruise ship to sell the women as captives to some criminal agency with ties to a savage tribe. Good nudity, blood, action, kung fu. - Didn't You Hear? (1970) (92 min.) - 0 votes
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Very obscure film which is kind of magical because of its hidden, forgotten nature. The story revolves around a bored and alienated college student who is unable to enjoy his ordinary life. Instead, he escapes into fantasy worlds of him and his friends as pirates sailing around and visiting exotic islands. Fun fact: This was the first film to ever have a soundtrack made with a Moog synthesizer. - Paura nella città dei morti viventi aka City of the Living Dead (1980) (93 min.) - 0 votes
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One of the greatest and most iconic films from the master of Italian gore and horror, Lucio Fulci. Has an awesome scene of vomiting intestines, among other great set pieces. Very atmospheric. - The Dark Side of Midnight (1984) (89 min.) - 0 votes
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Horrible and ultra-cheap slasher movie about a town terrorized by a homicidal maniac called THE CREEPER! Stars a badass detective who has to track him down named BROCK JOHNSON, which is the most badass name! The funny thing is that Brock Johnson is played by Wes Olsen, the director and writer. And he's not what you might think: He's a dumpy middle aged guy with reddish hair and a beer gut. And yet at multiple times characters say he looks really young for his age, lol. Pretty hilarious. - The Abomination (1986) (89 min.) - 0 votes
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An amazing slice of "backyard filmmaking" from the 80s (shot on glorious Super-8!). It's filmed and set in some remote Texas town and is a weird, stupid story about some guy whose mom is addicted to some phony televangelist. She coughs up a tumor that comes to life. From there, it turns into a bunch of awesome gore. To quote the endorsement of a VHS collector on YouTube I used to watch circa like 2008 who turned me onto it: "a lot of stuff vomits in this movie and it's funny." - Nekromantik (1988) (75 min.) - 0 votes
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Fucking over-the-top and crazy movie for hardcore dudes. It's about a couple of necrophiliacs and their adventures. When the main character loses access to corpses, he spirals down a trail of insanity which results in one of the craziest end scenes ever. Amazing practical effects and awesome low-budget Super-8 cinematography. Was banned in many countries for its offensive content. Some say there's symbolic critiques of the German conservative class in it. Also the main actor in this, Daktari Lorenz, went on to be an erotic photographer. If you're a maniac for mega-sized tits like me and have fapped to Nadine Jansen or Milena Velba, you're probably enjoying his cinematography! - The Carrier (1988) (99 min.) - 0 votes
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REALLY weird movie from the 1980s. I thought it was Canadian, but upon research it actually seems like it was made by a bunch of Yoopers from north Michigan, so close enough I guess. I guess I would call it a horror film, but it's hard to really place into a genre. It's about a teenage guy who contracts a mysterious disease from some supernatural force. The result of the disease is the nightmare version of the Midas touch: everything he touches becomes a deadly item that fuses into others when they touch it. Only the MC is immune to it, but he has to keep it a secret. A really strange indie film with some hairy parts, but the kind you love to find. - Small White House (1990) (90 min.) - 0 votes
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One of the weirdest little oddities I've ever come across on torrent trackers. This thing was released on an out-of-print VHS and never seems to have reappeared. I don't know much about the film's background at all because it's hard to find any info. But the film itself is one of a kind. It's APPARENTLY somehow an exploration of the love triangle between JFK, Jackie O, and Marilyn Monroe. But it devolves into a series of strange, feverish set pieces that are hard to really make sense of. Frankly, I don't know what the fuck happened in it. But there's something about it that is weirdly quite beautiful too. Think Antonioni with a lot more transsexual hookers and body fluids. - Troll 2 (1990) (95 min.) - 0 votes
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Though it's been somewhat over-hyped, this is till one of the all-time great bad movies. You have some of the most awkward acting ever by American actors reading strange lines clearly written by an Italian, weird green gore, and a plot that makes very little sense about goblins (not trolls... despite the title) turning people into vegetables and then eating them (because they're vegetarians, or something). Never gets old. - Prehysteria! 3 (1995) (84 min.) - 0 votes
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The first Prehysteria! movie is a very bad kids' movie about a family that discovers dinosaur eggs that hatch into miniature, toy-size dinosaurs who they then keep as pets. It's pretty silly and has terrible effects, but isn't the most special. Nor is the second film. The third though? The pure ineptitude makes you drop your jaw in every scene. You have not seen terrible practical effects until you've seen this film. The funniest part is that the dinosaurs are BARELY EVEN IN THIS FILM because the plot has FUCKING NOTHING to do with the previous two, and yet you still will somehow never be bored because your brain will be melting at the sheer stupidity. - Despiser (2003) (105 min.) - 0 votes
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Do you like bad CGI? Imagine a movie where like half the visuals are some of the most hideous CGI you've ever seen in a movie, to the point where it almost becomes a surreal masterpiece of bizarre visuals because of it. That's this movie. The story is some half-baked nonsense about a guy going into purgatory to rescue his wife from demons that could have come from the cinematics in the first StarCraft game. Add to that some of the worst dialogue ever and you have a classic.
ANIME:
- Rance: Sabaku no Guardian (1993) [2026/05/02]
- Ippatsu Kiki Musume (1993) [2026/06/06]
- The Rapeman (1994) [2026/06/20]
- Dark Cat (1991) [2026/06/20]
- Jungle de Ikou! (1997) [2026/07/18]
- Eiken: Eiken-bu yori Ai wo Komete (2003-2004) [2026/07/18]
- Gayniggers From Outer Space (1992) [2026/05/02]
- Ölüm Savasçisi aka Death Warrior (1984) [2026/05/02]
- Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991) [2026/06/06]
- Život není krásný aka Life Is Not Beautiful (2008) [2026/06/20]
- Jehovova pomsta aka Jehovah's Revenge (2010) [2026/06/20]
- Mind Trap (1989) [2026/07/18]
